They're Grrrreat!

Illegal's Theme by The Jay Lowlifes

Dancing in a state of oblivion

Watch the little monkey with glee

Save all my power just to be a friend

I'm drunk on living life free

Chorus:

Roman leaders and Roman poets

You know what I mean

Know what I mean

Lost and found in a bargain box

Where have you been

Gotta know what I mean

Wise men practising magic tricks

Holy men living in sin

A prisoner and his nurse are taken away

But the legislator spills no tears

Chorus

A little bit of Godding is good for you

Too much will make you insane

Lost my money in a pyramid scheme

Now I pick pockets for change

Chorus

A bankrupt man flashes a victory sign

You know what I mean

You know what I mean

You know what I mean

You know what I mean.

– Lyrics by Dave Clarke. Music by The Jay Lowlifes.

OCD

Must. Punctuate. In. Between. Every. Word.

Gertrude

A horse, a horse to rule them all, my kingdom for a horse is a horse of course as a rose is a rose by any other name, one rule, a rose.

Wroom

Speed. How glorious is it not to burst forward in hope of dying young and beautiful? You see yourself through the eyes of others; daring, courageous, dangerous. The power it instills in you bursts out of every pore, every fragment of your being. You could kill someone, you know, and yet you do it. Because it feels good. It feels right. It feels like you could die today, and still live forever.

Looking In

He pressed his face against the window to look inside, but as he did his breath fogged up the glass.

Twitch

People walk, and they have a slight swing in their cheeks. If you ever watch the summer Olympics, the hurdle races for example, in slow motion, you'll be able to see the twitch without even trying. It's not something you'll notice in everyday life, at least not until you notice it, and after you've noticed it, there is no un-noticing it. There is a twitch, for sure, a jerking, twitching movement of the cheek that is impossible to ignore for anyone who's ever had the misfortune of noticing it. Even small children, who ought to have really firm skin have it - the twitch.

The only exception is really heavy people. They have no twitch, because their pace is usually too slow to produce enough bounce to make their cheeks twitch. I'm sure, however, that they have other, different and possibly more difficult, types of problems of their own to deal with.