Dark Cave #1

Dark Cave is a true original. With his freckled skin and squinty green-brown eyes, he's certainly not your conventional beauty. He's unpredictable and softly spoken, and his accent is impossible to place. He has an occasional flair for off-the-wall conversation, though is readily dismissed as a mere kook. Born into the teaching business – his mother was a teacher, as were her siblings and father – he made his teaching debut in a little village called Sydney back in 1995. Since then he has specialised in avoiding teaching, including (not entirely successfully) avoiding teaching in Utrecht and in Amsterdam, before totally failing to avoid it in Leuven. In his latest teaching gig, he plays a love-weary secretary who falls for a greetings-card writer. No wait. That's Zooey Deschanel. Nor is he engaged to singer Ben Gibbard.